First Hate-Mail 2004

I've just received a lovely messages from someone who wrote, in the most colorful language, how hideous he thought my picture on my sites were.

The thought of an anonymous man with busy hands, bravely hiding behind his computer, no longer finding me appropriate to play the part of his "fantasy sex-kitten", deeeeeeply fills my heart with sadness.

I'm sorry about your sorry situation. It must make you furious to have never had a girlfriend you didn't have to patch up with tape whenever the air started to leak out. Maybe you should consider bathing so you'll have something to do other than submitting support tickets with fake e-mail addresses, just to report these urgent issues.

As for me, I'm quite happy with my chubby face, thank you.

You won't be missed. Good bye.