From brew master and cattle rancher, to chocolatier and wedding coordinator – now you can take your dream job for a spin – vacation style! Read about this first on Brand Autopsy…

VocationVacations

The only vacation company of its kind that offers you a risk-free opportunity to test out the job of your dreams under the guidance of an expert mentor who shares your passion. Now you can dive right into the career of your choice for a couple of days while on an otherwise traditional vacation — and you won�t even have to quit your day job!

In the works: Fashion model, Play-by-play sports announcer, Opera singer, Lounge/Piano singer, White water rafting tour guide, and many more

Searching through the AimDIRECT archives, I came across a reference to the Advertising Graveyard a showcase of real ads that were yanked at the last possible moment.

For example, here’s a marketing piece about a dad who really loved his bicycle… and the talent to transform the most innocent into something not innocent (you might find this one offensive).

Can you guess why this one was pulled?
Hint: if this is what this cleaner does, I choose dirty. LOL!!

How many of you guys wake up in the middle of the night, stumble to the bathroom, and go about your business in complete darkness – only to realize you’ve “missed” the next morning?

Well, thank goodness for Toilet Landing Lights! This goody will illuminate your way to on-target relief!

And here’s something for those of you with the habit of wiping your nose on your sleeves.

Now that you’re practicing proper hygiene, women will find you irresistible. Don’t leave home without your Kissing Shield, you heart breaker!

These and many more *REAL* USA patented inventions at the Absurd Archive.

Here’s a free calculator to see how long it will take you to become a millionaire : )